I listen to the shuffle of iTunes: !!!
I peruse archives.
I get ready to swim.
Wait, what’s that? Is she actually going swimming!?
I run my fingers through my new pixie cut and envision Winona Ryder, Reality Bites days: Witty banter, sarcasm, too many cigarettes, too many Big Gulps™. Do people even drink those anymore?
It’s a lightly snowed weekend and I’m wasting time.
Her: As long as we’re mostly busy with good stuff, I think we’re doing ok.
Me: I wish I could say that I busy myself with good stuff, but sometimes I think I spend way too much time drowning in the depths of twitter.
Her: Twitter. Is. Ridic.
Me: Doesn’t it feel like a total time-waster?? Like it’s killing your brain one letter at a time? Sometimes, most of the time, that’s how it feels to me…
Her: Yes, yes, and yes.
Come waste your time with me.*














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It truly, truly is.
It’s only wasting time if you hurry yourself too much. Sometimes it’s nice just to go with the flow.
And yes, people do still drink Big Gulps unless I imagined the one I had on the way home from church.
I know, I know. But I can’t help myself. I’m glad others feel this way too.
I spend too much of my life planning FB status updates, which is why I should never, ever join Twitter.
You made me long for a swamp water Big Gulp!
Love Reality Bites, indifferent towards Big Gulps, never used Twitter and don’t intend to. Kinda sounds like a personal ad doesn’t it? SWF, 23, seeks fellow opinionated Twitter hater to enjoy long walks on the beach, soup, indie rock with.
twitter completely owns my soul. i need twitter rehab. i’m not even joking a little bit.
I just joined Twitter and I’m not feeling the pull yet, but I have a feeling I’ll fall for it sooner or later!